24/5

247's too much, how 'bout 245?

Lothario and Romeo, it's about time you took a dive

I know you get excited, but really now, this is gettin' silly

You want it all the time, but there's such a thing as gilding the lily

We'll always be together, OK, every year, not every day

You can just call me Southwest, 'cause I wanna get away

This is like a comedy act, and you're the Smothers Brothers

Smothering me with your love, Dick and Tom, go and visit your mother

247's a joke, I offer 245

Casanova, Don Juan, take it easy, you're in overdrive

That's enough with the heat, I predict the weather's gonna get chilly

I gotta say I'm beat, y'know there's such a thing as gilding the lily

247's your idea, not mine, relax

Every single day's a bit much, every scene's a climax

You can't write a screenplay like that, I mean, come on, really

Give your audience a breather, now, there's such a thing as gilding the lily

If this is all a movie, here's the teaser: you've been gilding the lily

You want it all the time, but there's such a thing as gilding the lily