I Faked It

You walked out and told the whole town we were over And now you're scratchin' like a dog at my door cause you want back in Your eyes are all red from apologizing, But you ain't the only one here that's been lyin' I've got a few little secrets of my own Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too And this one is really gonna blow your mind Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise That's right, I faked it. I think this might be the first time I've seen you speechless Lookin' all confused wonderin' if what I said was the truth Well a woman's mind is a complicated thing Can't always believe everything you say - surprise Hmm, I faked it. Every time you thought I ate your overcooked steak, I faked it The dog ate it I was yellin' rock star when you were playin' your guitar Yeah, well I was faking that too Every time you thought that you were doing things right I was just too tired to even put up a fight - surprise That's right, I faked it Oh yeah, oh yeah Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too And this one is really gonna blow your mind Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise That's right, I might, have I?, hmm, bye bye, I faked it.