Don't do Drugs

Ay, sometimes, you know, you just gotta You just gotta (drugs) Off the mollies, yeah, and now I'm lost in France (wee!) In a Pontiac, had to dodge a van (don't do drugs) Forgot my map, had to stop a man "Excuse me sir What's the quickest route to Boston, Mass'?" (Don't do drugs) He was speaking French, started talking fast I started bleeding red from my nostril glands I can't keep depending on the xans But I can't sleep without 'em, mom and dad Every day a different toxic plant (yeah, yeah, yeah) Bought a bag of pills to toss 'em back (yum, yum, yum) Every may, these ladies wanna dance (woo, woo) If you wanna touch my dick Go wash your hands (ew) I'm organic, you're like processed ham I give orgasms to different bitches You like calling Brad Cross-examine all the pots and pans (haha) In the kitchen Eazy Mac keeps on whippin' lots of crack, crack, crack Don't do drugs (yeah, why not?) 'Cause they're too much fun And you'll just want more when they're done (oh) Don't do drugs (okay) 'Cause they're the best thing ever And it's so fun gettin' fucked up (wait) Don't do drugs! Life will never be the same (damn) Without them, everything's lame (facts!) Don't do drugs (why not?) Drugs are bad, m'kay? And you don't wanna end up like us Don't do drugs I mean, I don't condone it But like, come on, you know you want it And even though I don't condone it I'm at Dunkin' Donuts in a pickup Doin' fucking donuts while I chug Coronas (skrr) But the bitches mighty fine (hey) They ask me if I'm good these days I'm great, like 99 (hey) Let's get this bread together You need yours and I need mine (hey) It's a different vibe Sippin' wine from 1995, what you think? Drop this bag of at the bank (yup) And the way the checks are comin' in They might as well be blank (yup) I'm just rollin' in this Stingray While I'm blowing on some dank (pause) What? You guys wanna do acid and steal a tank? (Yeah) Don't do drugs (why not?) 'Cause they're too much fun And you'll just want more when they're done (oh) Don't do drugs (okay) 'Cause they're the best thing ever And it's so fun gettin' fucked up (wait) Don't do drugs Life will never be the same (damn) Without them, everything's lame (facts!) Don't do drugs (why not?) Drugs are bad, m'kay? And you don't wanna end up like us Don't do drugs (why not?) 'Cause they're too much fun And you'll just want more when they're done (oh) Don't do drugs (okay) 'Cause they're the best thing ever And it's so fun gettin' fucked up (wait) Don't do drugs Life will never be the same (damn) Without them, everything's lame (facts!) Don't do drugs (why not?) Drugs are bad, m'kay? And you don't wanna end up like us Don't do drugs! Drugs Do drugs Drugs Don't do drugs