Entertain Me

I have everything I need But nothing that I want That's not good enough Is that the best you've got? Bring me mimes and fire-eaters And trapezes from the ceiling And if you tell a joke And I'm still not amused, you're through Your Majesty! Look here! Look here! I can make a rabbit disappear I can balance on a sphere I can put my legs behind my head Do that again and you'll be dead All the rest of you Bite your tongue, hold your breath 'Cause I'm the most valuable guest Entertain! Entertain! That was good Wasn't great Entertain! Entertain! Where's my snuff? Where's my fluff? Your Majesty, it's right there on the tray Oh, you! Bring me my silver spoon And while you're at it, prepare a goose And tell the baker that the Queen wants pudding too Why do you look confused? Chop-chop! Your Majesty, what? It's the King, is he dead? Lucid, ma'am Oh, well, bring me to him Your Majesty No need for the formalities, Lottie Come! Sit with me How is little George? He's not so little anymore Your people miss you, my dear I miss you I'm right here, Lottie I miss the blue bells They're in full bloom Walking hand in hand I remember when you said "We're dancing on the clouds Strolling through the grounds Talk and talk for hours" We were dancing Through the flowers Oh! I forgot to ask, how is dear Amelia? George, Amelia was ill Several years ago She came to my room but a fortnight ago Did you not see her? George! Amelia is dead Have you, have you done something? What have you done? No, you come back here! Someone get her, this woman killed my child! Ooh Entertain! Entertain! Bring me all my vices Something that will take away the pain Entertain! I'm dismayed I'm not crazy, but my sanity is circling the drain Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh She's not living, just surviving No more living, her sanity is circling the drain Not living, just surviving No one's listening Watching as I slowly go insane Entertain me! Entertain me! Your Majesty, what?! It's the latest Whistledown Hm, that will do