Who's Gonna Love Me Now?

My back's in pain

My hair's in the drain

Never thought that I would be this old

My underwear

Are all threadbare

No one's gonna see them anyway

My skin's all pink

And my farts do stink

I get hungover when I don't even drink

When I look in the mirror

It couldn't be clearer

I'm no longer that young lady's man

But I've got you

And now you're stuck

All your misfortune

Was my good luck

Who's gonna love me now

Except you and my mother

Who's gonna love me now

I'd never find another

Who's gonna love me now

And steal all those covers

Who's gonna love me now

I guess we'll grow old together

Laying down the facts

My joints all crack

These bones aren't what they used to be

Got hair on my ears

And I can't hear

Watching those shows with subtitles on

You get irate

When I stay out too late

Sometimes I gotta remember what it was like

No rhythm to dance

Collecting plants

Just like some old lady

But I've got you

And now you're stuck

All your misfortune

Was my good luck

Who's gonna love me now

Except you and my mother

Who's gonna love me now

I'd never find another

Who's gonna love me now

And steal all those covers

Who's gonna love me now

I guess we'll grow old together

Who's gonna love me now

Except you and my mother

Who's gonna love me now

I'd never find another

Who's gonna love me now

And steal all those covers

Who's gonna love me now

I guess we'll grow old together