Sad Song

Alright there's something truly magnificent about being sad And that is that everyone can be sad Some people are sad sometimes Other people are sad all the time And this is just a song about being sad Whoopdie-doo, let's get to it, haha I've got a problem, I'm always so sad The littlest things get me pissed off or mad My life's pretty good, no, I don't have it bad So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have I'm just a baby, I think that explains it I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it And nobody likes this picture I painted My only messages come from my mommy I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me You're kinda cute, but your friend is a hottie His shiny white teeth and his muscular body I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy Why do these small things always upset me? Little things make me wanna cry sometimes But that's just life It'll be alright If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong If you're really sad Let me hear you sing this song If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong If you're really sad Let me hear you sing along What's a party? I've never been Well, I went to one once, but I couldn't get in I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win So I bought two more and I lost again My phone's plugged in but it isn't charging I wake up in the morning looking like a Martian I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson Could you please the door if you're gonna barge in? My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in Went back to the mall and I stepped in some pudding I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop Little things make me wanna cry sometimes But that's just life It'll be alright If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong If you're really sad Let me hear you sing this song If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong If you're really sad Let me hear you sing along If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong If you're really sad Let me hear you sing this song If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong If you're really sad Let me hear you sing along