Kansas City

They said all the world's a stage

And that I shouldn't be afraid

But I cut the ropes

And the curtains came crashing down

You said "Break a leg!"

And I fell right off the stage

Through all these rough drafts into development hell

Yeah, straight into hell

Yeah, straight into hell

Yeah, straight into hell

Yeah, straight into

Bury me in a grave

With all the reviews critics gave

Like a direct to DVD sequel I've been shelved

With the trembles and the shakes

Yeah, they cancelled the parade

I'm moving to Kansas City

Where I can't be found

Yeah, straight into hell

Yeah, straight into hell

Yeah, straight into hell

Yeah, straight into…

Waking up lonely and deserted

With the taste of blood in my mouth

Stings like what the fanboys posted

Waiting for the Snyder Cut to come out

Will anyone care

If I leave this town

Or does it really matter if you've never been around

I guess they could post another casting call

For a drunken best friend

Shooting starts this fall

So I'll see you in hell

So I'll see you in hell

So I'll see you in hell

And I'm moving to Kansas City

Where I know I can't be found

Yeah, see you in hell!