That's Life, tho (almost hate to say)

When I go out, I take pills to take the edge off

Or to just take a chillax, man, forget about it

Just a certified bad ass out for a night on the town

Ain't it oh, exciting

The way one can fake their way through life

Hey but that's neither here nor there

In a way how could one ever prove

You just putting 'em all on

That's life, tho

Almost hate to say

That's life, tho

In every brutal way

From lowest point, I hand glide into the valley of ashes

Just as powder head has long been burned to the ground

Yeah, with fire, with fire

A chosen one just leveled the farm

I guess hell has finally frozen over

I wanna run into the rolling hills along some midwestern highway

But there are scorpions out there

There was a man who touched the lives of many

And when he died he left so many people crying

That's life, tho

So sad, so true

That's life, tho

So sad to say

Stay Puft was on top of the world

Then he fell all the way back down naturally

The laws of physics have shown that a man must walk through life

By peaks and valleys

It was a man, a big ol' hearted man that we all put on a pedestal

And when he left this Earth

Well he left so many loved ones behind

That's life, tho

Hate to point out the painfully obvious

That's life, tho

So sad, so true

That's life, tho

That's life, tho

That's life, tho

Almost hate to say