That's Life, tho (almost hate to say)

When I go out, I take pills to take the edge off Or to just take a chillax, man and forget about it Just a certified badass out for a night on the town Ain't it oh-exciting, the way one can fake their way through life But that's neither here or there In a way how could one ever prove you're just putting them all on That's life, tho Almost hate to say it That's life, tho In every brutal way From Horse Point I hang glide into the valley of ashes Just as powder head has long been burned to the ground Yeah with fire, with fire A chosen one just levelled the farm I guess hell has finally frozen over I wanna run into the rolling hills along some mid-western highway But there are scorpions out there There was a man who touched the lives of many And when he died he left so many people crying That's life tho So sad, so true That's life tho So sad to say Stay Puft was on top of the world Then he fell all the way back down naturally The laws of physics have shown that a man must walk through life via peaks and valleys It was a man, a big-old-hearted man that we all put on a pedestal And when he left this earth, but he left so many loved ones behind ('hind) That's life tho Hate to point out the painfully obvious That's life tho So sad, so true That's life tho That's life tho That's life tho Almost hate to say