Stronger Beer

We eat Smarties, you eat M&M's And you think all our money looks pretend Yeah, we got Bryan Adams But, hey, you got Bruce Springsteen But we can drink in bars when we're just nineteen You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves But we got the best lake fishing, you best believe (hell, yeah) Yeah, you make fun of us 'cause we spell colour with a "u" You think you're all that, Mister Red, White, and Blue We say "eh", you say "y'all" Yeah, we both got pro football I said, we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down) We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure, we watch all your TV You got stronger army down there, but man up here We got stronger beer You got Dunkin' Donuts, we got Timmy's We got more land, but bro, you got more cities (big ones) You sure love the NFL, MLB, and the NBA But to the Great White North, hockey is the only game Hey! We say "eh", you say "y'all" Yeah, we both got pro football I said, we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down) We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure, we watch all your TV You got a stronger army down there, but man up here We got stronger beer So here's to you my Southern neighbor All kiddin' aside It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk But for you it takes nine Sucker! We say "eh", you say "y'all" Yeah, we both got pro football I said, we got bigger balls and a longer field (and one less down) We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure, we watch all your TV You got a stronger army down there, but man, up here We got stronger beer Yeah, we got stronger beer! Whoa, we got stronger beer Yeah, we do baby (Hey, y'all, do y'all really have stronger beer?)