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Christopher Columbus
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Hip-Hop/Rap
Christopher Columbus was released on October 10, 2021 by None as a part of the album Christopher Columbus - Single
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Release DateOctober 10, 2021
LabelNone
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM139

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Daniel Spannagel
Daniel Spannagel
Songwriter

Lyrics

You know
When I was a kid
I used to think Christopher Columbus was the shit
But then I got a little older
And I realized
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Christopher Columbus was a no good
Psychopath racist sack of shit bitch
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
That's my thesis
And the key is gotta look beyond the reading list
In most schools this the shit they never teach us
All these secrets kept away it's so needless like
Did you know this bitch never found America
Lots of sources say it coulda been Leif Erikson
But Chris was on some crazy shit off in the Caribbeans
Killed West Indians genocidin' the indigenous
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Christopher Columbus was a low down
Murderous greasy ugly ass bitch
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Chris Columbus fucking numbnuts
What a dumb slut famous he ain't even done much
And what he got done was pretty fucked up
But he ain't the only one 'cause
History is full of fun stuff
Thomas Jefferson's a dick too
Google Sally Hemings and you'll find out what that dick do
Six fucking kids you think that ain't an issue
Even if it wasn't do we need slavers on our bills dude
Think about it
So I guess what the point is
Over-idolizing guys like Chris should be avoided
We don't need these racists fuck them throw them all away
And maybe don't give them statues and holidays like
Christopher Columbus who we've already established was a bitch
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Christopher Columbus was a scheming
Traitorous thieving stupid ass bitch
Christopher Columbus was a bitch
Written by: Daniel Spannagel
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