Angry Alex (feat. Chi-Chi)

Ah What a beautiful morning Well, nothing's gonna mine itself Better get started It's a bright new day, a great time to play Every second here is endless bliss When I start to build, my life's a thrill Is there a better life than this? Sun shining down (sun is shining down) Through the rainbows in the sky I close my eyes (oh I close my eyes) And feel right at home Ah, just perf- No-no, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Creepers, menace Silverfish, rentless Caves, endless Lava, threatens Berries causing pain I'm sick of stomping grain Tools always breaking And angry piglins are insane! Mobs miving in I just wanna sleep Zombies at my window And now I'm craving meat Tramping crops Endermen stealing blocks Using gold in clocks? I'm about to blow my top Oh, hehehehe What I really mean is I know I was angry, but now I'm cheerful and free Playing noteblock turns as flowers bloom Smiling ear to ear, without a single fear Nothing beats a frown like a bright new day I'm happy (hey!), I'm happy Slaphappy (hey!), la-la-la-la-la-la! (She's so happy) I'm happy (hey!), I'm happy Too happy! (Hey, she's too happy!) You see? Everything turned out just fi- No, doggo! Doggo come back! No-no-no-no-no-no! Son of a! Noobs, annoying Just stop the grief Wanna taste of honey? Deal with angry bees! Fire spreading fast Oh man, was that a ghas? I suck at taming cats And the lag is ba-a-a-a-a-a-a Let's enchant, now it's cursed 1.9 game is worse Love the sky, always rains What are even village trades? In the mines, out of light Sick of all this andesite Got some diamonds, out of room Walk a path, lost it too "Keep your head up high," they said "Smile big and look to the sky" But when I try, I'm stressed Things I love put patience to the test Minecraft is a mess To call it perfect is a stretch With a slip, and a fall It sends me off the edge! It's funny how you fall straight down And just like that, you're back to wood Why even build, if you just get killed? I'd fall through bedrock if I could I hate this game No, I don't want to stay! Why even play? When every day is just the same Oh, I hate this game Gah!