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Flying
Standup Comedy
Flying was released on November 26, 2021 by Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company as a part of the album Clean Outta Compton
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Release DateNovember 26, 2021
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM146

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Songwriter

Lyrics

There's a couple of airlines I hate flying. Frontier Air. The Bus
In the Sky. It's like a bus in a third world country. They got
Chickens and goats on there. You gotta pay for everything, checked
Bag, carry-on bag, air. Sir, I saw you breathing, you're gonna have
To swipe your card. I don't like Southwest either. Your bags fly
Free, but you gotta wrassle for a seat. They don't give you a seat
Assignment, now the co-pilot's all
Mad 'cause I'm sitting in his seat
I was on a Southwest flight, and here's how you know you're on a
Small plane. Or either the guy in front of you has a really big head
This guy got on the plane and the whole cabin got dark. And he sat
Not even directly in front of me, this is how big this dude's head
Is, he's like sitting over there. And I can't see the screen
And the lady comes by, "Would you like to purchase the headset?"
And she looks and goes, "Oh. He's gonna need a noggin stabilizer."
They always say, you know, secure your own seatbelt, make sure you
. You think there's somebody actually sitting in a plane, today
That doesn't know how to work a seatbelt? You think somebody's
Sitting there going, "Wait a minute!
What am I supposed to do with this?!"
Written by: Mark Christopher Lawrence
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