Everyone Becomes a Problem Eventually

You fight too many battles on too many fronts You plan to reach the top to be a massive cult And love is nothing different than the games that we play Loose tongues can cost careers at the end of the day I thought you were amazing, you don't do it for me 'Cause everyone's a problem eventually To tell yourself that every dick's a tick, won't go wrong You want your cake and eat it 'cause you just like my songs I should've never got embroiled with my kinky PC I only ever loved you, not your enemy She took away my pain but gave it back to me 'Cause I became her problem eventually Come on, everybody, dance two metres from me This cop, she was a flop, not like you see on TV You said you had a sex dream and it was about me 'Cause you're a fucking expert using CLT And every prick's a tick to that naughty PC So I became the problem eventually When you move against your rival, finish them off They're bound to come back at you and they'll have a good pop You hurt me very badly when your plan went so wrong That's why I'm writing to you via this little song You made me love you l- but you never loved me So I became your problem eventually Let's dance Social distance Do the social distance Do the social distance Do the social distance Stop The moral to this story is "buy CLT" To trick and use the people that you casually meet Make sure when implementing you don't ever get caught So keep your shallow smile, take a leaf from my book Eventually you went and did the dirty on me 'Cause I became your problem eventually The last time that I saw you I had COVID-19 I never got to tell you why I've been like I've been I should have watched Prime Suspect 1973 So stick to Johnny Vegas 'cause he lives down your street It worked for you, you're ruthless, left his family 'Cause you became the problem eventually