Whodunit?

(Zeke Matthews, this time you've gone too far)

I didn't do it, I don't know how that got there, I swear

(Well if you didn't do it, who did? And how did this paint can get into your locker?)

Why not ask Tina? She's the one who has access to the paint

Or Emile, he's probably got keys to everything

(Who?)

Emile, the night janitor

(What? There is no night janitor)

(So Zeke, care to explain how this can of paint ended up in your locker?)

I don't know, you have to believe me

(Frankly, I don't know what to believe, Zeke, you are out of the play until further notice)

But (No buts, Principal Stine and I will be discussing this with your parents)

(And deciding if we have to cancel the play)

Cancel the play? No

(We may not have a choice)

(And Zeke, we will also discuss what other punishments might be appropriate)

(If it's proven you did this, you'll be lucky if you don't get suspended, or worse)

Suspended? Or worse? What's worse than suspension?

Expulsion? Jail? I mean, what the, what?

I've got to take a stand

Before this gets me banned

It's getting out of hand

I mean, like, very

The story's gotten scary

My outlook's gotten wary

To put it kind of baldly

Your conundrum's gotten hairy

Now there is but one solution

To prevent my prosecution

Right now, all arrows point to you (It's true)

So we gotta think it all through

And solve the mystery

Reveal the phantom's history

I know, let's make a list to reconsider every clue

Someone's behind it all

But who?

Brian's right, let's analyze the suspects

Number one, Emile, the scary fake night janitor

He's creepy, weird, and vicious

And what's even more suspicious

Is he lied right to my face

But what could be his motive?

And with access to a load of

Cleaning stuff, why leave a trace?

(To frame me)

He might not be involved

The evidence is slim

But until we have a better suspect

All arrows point to him

He does seem like a likely suspect

(Yes, he does, Brian, but let's not forget about Tina)

I admit that Tina is a little high-strung, and obsessive, and mean, but she's also very

(Brian is right, Tina is all those things)

But I also think she is rather committed to the

(Good call, Brian, I think it could be Tina)

But (Tina, yes, it's totally possible)

She's angry, not our buddy

Doesn't want to understudy

And she's got a vicious streak

It fits until you factor

That to be the leading actor

She'd need Brooke kicked out, not Zeke

She might not be involved

It's less proof than I'd prefer

But until we have a better suspect

All arrows point to her

Okay, so we have two suspects, Emile and Tina

(Yes, Brooke dear, but you're forgetting one important fact)

What's that?

(In stories like this, it's always the one you least suspect)

But in real life, I think we should probably investigate the person we most suspect

(But who is the person we least suspect? Ms. Walker? She's been acting pretty strangely)

Brooke (What?)

Brooke is the one I least suspect

She has no reason to do it and there's lots of evidence that she couldn't be the phantom

And I can't imagine she would want to frame you

(That's true, you make a good point, Brian, maybe it could be Brooke)

(Zeke) Brooke, Brooke, Brooke

Strange as you may find it

Often times, the one behind it

Is the one you least suspect

She seems so sweet and innocent

While scheming, deep within

A secret plan to have me wrecked

She might not be involved

She's likely not a crook

But until we have a better suspect

All arrows point to

No, this is stupid, it's not Brooke

(Thank you, Zeke, that's very big of you)

But I need to clear my name, right now

(But how can you do that?)

Investigate

(So? Who should we investigate? What should we do?)

I think the most obvious suspect is this Emile character, he is beyond suspicious

(There's one other possibility)

A real phantom? Hmm

Somebody is haunting this school, and it isn't me

We need proof, and I think I know where to start looking

(You don't mean)

Yep, this all started when we went down that trapdoor

We need to go back down that elevator, and get proof that there's a phantom

To prevent my prosecution

(And procure your absolution)

I have no choice

It's crystal clear what I must do (It's up to you)

I gotta gum my own shoe

To solve the mystery

Prove the phantom's history

Brave any twist or evil plot that might ensue

To prove the phantom tale is true

Someone's behind this

And we're gonna find out who