Love Hotline (Interlude)

Ahh shit, I really gotta get my life together I'm at the end of my rope and I got nowhere to go Life's been hard, frustrating and this season seems to have no end in sight I know for damn sure I gotta to therapy, cause nothing else seems to work I don't know if I can even afford it though Screw it what's that place called, Supernova Therapy Imma give 'em a call and see if they're still around Welcome to the intergalactic love hotline I am Mars Luna, the Cosmic Casanova at your service According to our analytics and match making services we provide I guarantee you there will be a 99.78% chance We'll be able to find that special someone you've been looking for What can I help you with today Uh, wait wait hold up, sorry there must be a misunderstanding My name is Josh, I meant to call Supernova Therapy and schedule a therapy session But I think I might have called the wrong number They still in business or naw Supernova Therapy, that institution was shut down a while ago But even though you might be looking for some "therapy" I believe that some of that good lovin' might be the prescription you need Is there anyone in particular you got your eye on I feel like I'm in the twilight zone right now And I'm not trying to entertain this buffoonery But to answer your question real quick There was this girl I had a crush on for a long time But I mean I ain't trying to waste her time and her life While I'm trying to fix mine you feel me Ah now we're talking You see sir, the thing is Even though you may think you're in the dumps You got nothing to lose I'll tell you what I wrote quite a few songs while back And I'll send you a song I wrote called Rocket Science Once you listen I'll guarantee you'll want to shoot your shot And make a move on the woman of your dreams You see, it's not about whether you make or miss your shot It's all about shooting it Now that you said that I guess if I put everything you just said into a vacuum That's all facts Like you said, I got nothing to lose So I'll see if shooting my shot is that quick fix I need Appreciate the unsolicited advice Even though I got no business doing so I'll hit her up sometime You are most certainly welcome Joshua Just know that love isn't rocket science It's easier than you think As long as she doesn't say ew, you're golden You better show the song to your lady friend Have a great day Ugh, still gotta find a therapist That fool really thought I was lying I'm gonna check out his song though Let's see