Red, White, & Blue

Slap me as hard as you want Aren't I supposed to offer the other cheek? I mean really what's the point? I keep coming back, perfect form and technique Is anybody listening? Please say you're listening And are you seeing this? How am I okay with it? Repugnant recidivist You'll get away with it Oh, you'll get away with it cuz All I do Is cover for you So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you To red white and blue Red white and blue So go ahead, ask me why I stay I'll say it's because I love the way He's well dressed and charming Spangled and darling Vast and sprawling What more could a boy need Oh please oh please oh please I remember back when I was thirteen I thought you were flawless Utterly spotless Rugged and lawless Harmless and clawless But now all I do Is cover for you So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you To red white and blue Red white and blue All I do Is cover for you So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you To red white and blue Red white and blue