Originals

Originals

A millionaire that dies leaves it to a waiter

A girl jumps out a plane says parachutes are safer

Wedding singer had seven divorces

Cross eyed cowboy thinks he got two horses

An eighty nine year old says I’ll never retire

Snake house handler says he can’t stand spiders

High school dropout builds a rocket in the shed

They’re everywhere you turn your head

Originals

One of a kind

Gone half crazy borderline

Unusual

The screws ain’t tight

Wheel’s still turnin but the hamster died

One oar in the water rockin the boat

Make you wonder if they had more jack than coke

Think they’re normal get to know em

This world sure knows how to grow em

Off beat off key off the wall

Ain’t we all

Originals

Originals

Guy puts on a kilt plays bagpipes in kentucky

Part time gigalo ain’t in it for the money

Mom looks for a dog and brings home the whole pound

Old mr. Drummer man’s gone deaf but keeps the count

Originals

One of a kind

Gone half crazy borderline

Unusual

The screws ain’t tight

Wheel’s still turnin but the hamster died

One oar in the water rockin the boat

Make you wonder if they had more jack than coke

Think they’re normal get to know em

This world sure knows how to grow em

Off beat off key off the wall

Ain’t we all

Originals

Originals

So here’s to the square pegs that don’t fit in the circles

Left of center carpe diem-ers off like a herd of turtles

Just look in the mirror one glance should be enough

To let you know you’re one of us

Originals

One of a kind

Gone half crazy borderline

Unusual

The screws ain’t tight

Wheel’s still turnin but the hamster died

One oar in the water rockin the boat

Make you wonder if they had more jack than coke

Think they’re normal get to know em

This world sure knows how to grow em

Off beat off key off the wall

Ain’t we all

Originals

Originals