Schmigadoon!

Welcome to our little town Where friends are all you'll meet And you will never see a frown Hey, everyone! Hey there, Pete We bet you're probably wonderin' what we call The most beautiful, wonderful, magical place of all Schmigadoon Where the sun shines bright from July to June And the air's as sweet as a macaroon Schmigadoon Schmigadoon Where it's warm and safe as a new cocoon And our hearts all glow like a harvest moon Schmigadoon Schmigadoon Where the men are men and the cows are cows And the farmers smile as they push their plows And the trees are tall and we call it Schmigadoon! Our schoolmarm is Emma Tate She helps our kids to punctuate Still unmarried at 28 In Schmigadoon Farmer McDonough craved a son But he had daughters, every one Touch 'em and you'll answer to my gun In Schmigadoon Larry Bean puts out our fires Helen Pritt conducts the choirs Doc is here to cure what ails And I am here in case he fails He is here in case he fails Henry Brown brings our ice Madam Vina gives advice In that shack is Buford Riggs I do unspeakable things to pigs He does unspeakable things to pigs Pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs As mayor of Schmigadoon I feel that I must stress Our motto is "We always strive for peace and happiness" Our motto is "We always strive for peace and happiness" But... If Schmigadoon is to endure It must be kept pristine and pure This land on which our fathers trod Must ever obey the laws of God Everybody! Schmigadoon Where the church bells ring every day at noon And the Wells Fargo wagon brought my new harpoon Schmigadoon Where a man can dream dreams so big and wide And a gal can be there right by his side And there's hope for all whether great or small There's no folderol, bring your parasol And we call it Schmiga Schmiga, Schmiga Schmiga, Schmiga S-C-H-M-I-G-A-D-O-O-oh Schmigadoon!