You're the one I need that makes me complete

You're the Ant to my Dec, the Gravy to my Meat

I've got some grey hairs coming, put on a few pounds

But you don't even blink, like the weeping angels are around

There are so many things I adore about you

Like the way that you love Michael Buble too

My feelings erupt, I can't believe my luck

That you picked me up and took me out of my rut

I'm such a state but you don't even care

There's love within my heart

But I'm not sure that this will last too much longer

I wish I'd known right from the start

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, you must be out of your tiny mind

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, did you think I wouldn't find it

Though I thought our love was right, you went and put a red sock in with the whites

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, to me that's the end of the line

Everyone has quirks that make them unique

But a quirk's not the same as sheer incompetency

I can't comprehend what goes through your brain

It's clearly the wrong section, but you do it again and again and again

If it was only that I'd ignore what you did

But then I went and put the empty milk back in the fridge

You squeeze the middle from the tube of toothpaste

And leave all of the DVDs out of their case

It's such a state but you couldn't care less

I can't believe my eyes

You left the cheese out to crust on the side

But it's too late to apologise

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, you must be out of your tiny mind

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, did you think I wouldn't find it

Yeah, you brought me a cuppa for my thirst, but I know you put the milk in first

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, to me that's the end of the line

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, you must be out of your tiny mind

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, did you think I wouldn't find it

Yeah, I know I leave the seat up all the time but it's nowhere near the same level of crime

You put a spoon in the knife drawer, to me that's the end of the line