Headless In a Beat Motel

Ah was little choosie Suzy in a one horse race

Ah was comin' up behind ye keepin' up the pace

Eatin' up the corners and cruisin' roon the bends

Tearin' up the tarmac careerin' roon again

And I always end up headless in a beat motel

Faster! [x8]

Ah was beatin' up the backboard freewheelin' down the track

Ah was flyin' roon the inside ah was never comin' back

Ah was pickin' up the pace that somebody had left behind

Ah was crashin' through the barriers and slashin' at time

And I always end up headless in a beat motel

Faster! [x8]

Ah was stormin' oot the pitstops at a hundred miles an hoor

And ah never checked the cogs or wheels or anythin' at all

Ah was wanderin' up the freeway and I never knew when ah

Should check ma bloody pit-speed ah never went that far

Ah took a right turn took a left turn tried to get by

Ah took a right turn took a left turn tried to get by

Ah was never really happy wi' ma last approach

I always end up headless in a beat motel

Ah was carryin' the can for every other guy's mistakes

Ah was boxin' in the bastards at alarmin' rates

But Ah never thought ae checkin' where a was that day

I'd fucked up completely and ah never really saw

That the guy was comin' back at me alarmin'ly slow

I would never end up headless in a beat motel

I would never end up headless in a beat motel

Ah was tryin' tae make it better than ah'd ever did before

Ah was up against the clock and ah could never be sure

That ah was gonna be up there wae the rest of the field

Ah was tryin' tae make it like am oan the line

And I always end up headless in a beat motel

Faster! [x8]