Slanguage

This is an Aussie lingo lesson For all those overseas visitors Who can't understand a bloody thing we say If you're chewin' on a dog's eye, you're eatin' a pie If you're givin' a bush salute, you're shooin' the flies If you pull up a stump, you're sittin' on a chair And if you're in woop woop, you're in the middle o' nowhere If you feel a bit dusty, you're hungover If you're talkin' on the telephone, you're on the blower In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage If you like to eat, you're good on the tooth And buggered if I know means you don't have a clue If you're a two-pot screamer, you get drunk real quick And if you're a bit toey, you want more than just a kiss If somethin's cactus, it doesn't work If you're ridgy-didge, you're salt of the earth In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage A chicken is a chook, a squiz is a look, a kilometre is a click Fruit loop means you're crazy, bludger means you're lazy, crook as a dog means sick A beer bottle is a stubby, a toilet is a dunny, a number one is a leak Starkers is your birthday suit, tipsy is a wobbly boot If it's a rip snorter, it's a real good time And if you hear the word toodles or hooroo, it means goodbye If you're doin' your nana, you're losing your temper And if you're having a brain fart, you can't remember If you're chucking a sickie, you're not going to work But if you're chucking a uey, you're making a U-turn In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage, slanguage