Christmas of Carnage

Intro:

And all across the land, people sung and rejoiced

Verse 01:

With such a shit year, it's hard to find that Christmas cheer

But come on let's persist, so put some shit on your Christmas list

Beaming with a fake smile, all the while

people still scheming, fighting over toilet papers demeaning

Got me a front row... ticket to the shit show

it's good will to all men, all expect for when

You took their parking space, so they crowbar your face

Taking all the presents and the butter

dirty line cutter

Trying to push in... your under my skin

like Alice cooper

I wanna do ya, nightmare style like I'm Freddy Krueger

It ain't even nice anymore, what you fighting for?

Hoping for a great day, that never comes your way

You can hear it in my lyric that I lost my Christmas spirit

People losing jobs, others rob, your act like a snob

So fuck a tradition that keeps you in a position

That shows love to your kids, by how much you can give uh...

Bridge:

I'm feeling a little tragic, I need some Christmas magic

Chorus:

Sad little boy, this is the deed

Knife to the neck, who's gonna bleed

Please put it down, don't fuck around

hear what they say, throw it away

Find a happy place, and I hope you can be safe

Verse 02:

Get up and go to work deal another jerk

All that fake gratitude, everyone acting rude

Panic buying all the food, just to let it rot away

I don't care what you say, you wouldn't get it anyway

All you do is show your greed, and laugh at those in need

Acting like if you could, then you would

But you never stop to think... if you should?

Customers with an attitude

deliveries coming tomorrow, ain't nothing I can do!!!

Man you deserve a slap, and I dont wanna get the sack

But if I hear one more Christmas song, I think I'm gonna snap

If you only make her wet, by getting into debt

Better use some lubricant, or else lose the cunt

A winter wonder land, that's more like Vietnam

Fighting in the isles, crack your head on the tiles

This shits a war zone, so please leave me alone

I don't even wanna be here, I wanna go home

Bridge:

Feeling a little tragic, I need some Christmas magic

Chorus:

Help here they come, the end is near

If you been good, no need to fear

See how they run, hear how they scream

Just like a dream, oh what a scene

Putting body parts, all on your Christmas tree

Verse 03:

I take ya through the looking glass, that keeps you sitting on your ass

Talking to your family.. that you only see

Once a year, it's all good here

I try not to stress, I know they try their best

but I don't need another vest!!!!

Time slowly passes by, I wanna get high

Smoke one in the yard, and watch die hard

I really tried to be good, but I never could

So I'll bring the carnage to your neighbourhood like...

Merry Christmas

You been a good boy this year?

Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho