Daddy Issues

Who says the devil digs Whiskey Maybe he's more into Long Island Iced Tea For tan on a beach Turning his red skin to a shade of me But the devil ain't showed up in a while And we still write about him And god ain't showed up in a while Why don't we write more about that guy Why don't we write about what god drinks Maybe he's a rum guy Maybe he orders water, turns it into wine What a waste of good water But the devil ain't showed up in a while And we still write about him And god ain't showed up in a while Why don't we write more about that guy I said The devil ain't showed up in a while And we still write about him Why can't we leave the guy alone Just like his dad did What if god was gay And the the devil dropped the soap And god couldn't help himself And the devil had to pay The ultimate price But the devil ain't showed up in a while And we still write about him And god ain't showed up in a while Why don't we write more about that guy I said The devil ain't showed up in a while And we still write about him Why can't we leave the guy alone Just like his dad did And just like my dad did