The Home Counties

The cracked foundations showed After they pressured washed the patio The gin and tonics flowed 60:40 was the ratio She was once again scarred After he brought the second Jaguar Not real but probably Happening somewhere in the Home Counties The Home Counties As the sun is going down in a Middle English town As the sun is going down in a Middle English town The cracked foundations grow After they're forced to sell the second home (oh no!) They know the neighbours know If they say walls can talk then so can gnomes They fired the gardening staff And followed tips read in The Telegraph Not real but honestly This shit is normal in the Home Counties The Home Counties As the sun is going down in a Middle English town As the sun is going down in a Middle English town As the sun is going down in a Middle English town As the sun is going down in a Middle English! As the sun is going down in a Middle English town (The Home Counties) As the sun is going down in a Middle English town (The Home Counties) As the sun is going down in a Middle English town (The Home Counties) As the sun is going down in a Middle English As the sun is going down in a Middle English town As the sun is going down in a Middle English town