Homer & Apu (Medley)

I think what my father's saying is

You're like a member of the family now

I feel that way, too. You see

Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to

Or a geodesic dome

There's no structure I have been to

Which I'd rather call my home

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks

But now I've come to love your quirks

Maggie, with her eyes so bright

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright

Lisa can philosophize

Bart's adept at spinning lies

Homer's a delightful fella

Sorry 'bout the salmonella

Heh-heh, that's okay

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Now here's the tricky part

Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Their floors are sticky-mart

They made Dad sick-e-mart

Let's hurl a brick-e-mart

The Kwik-E-Mart is real-

D'oh!

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Not me

(Forget the Kwik-E-Mart)

(Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart)

(Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?)

Not me!

Everything really wrapped up nicely

Hm, much quicker than usual

I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it

And we all found happiness, everyone of us

(sobbing)

Hey, what's that sound?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

I do

(spoken)

Hey, he's not happy at all

He lied to us through song

I hate when people do that