Jackie Onassis

I'm about to tell a story that I haven't yet 'Bout the most intelligent woman that I ever met She looked like Jackie Onassis Top of her classes I'm doin' my best just passin' by I'm so funny in my body I can barely walk And I'm so full of them funny feelings that I could barely talk And here comes Jackie Onassis Don't need to ask it Have you ever seen a woman so fine? She said, "Come on out just a couple hours We gonna have a real good time" And I tell her, "Where ya goin', where ya goin', when ya comin' home?" Somebody in the front seat calls out, "Everyone Quit wastin' my time! Gotta hit the road and hit the road, hit the road" There they go and there they go and I was on my own I ain't never spoke my mind up in a crowded place I ain't got no cool demeanor and smooth talkin' ways 'Cause I ain't like Jackie Onassis Girls in sunglasses Lookin' me up like I'm part of some game And well, the altercation happened 'round the tenth of May, ah Some poorly dressed spectator had somethin' unkind to say It comes back to me in flashes I get risky, there's a swing and a miss And I'm all ashamed And when she found me I was in pieces Cryin' hard into my hat And she tell me, "Mama, you look lovely when you take a stand" And I tell her, "No one's ever been so kind to me And I thank you for that" Said, "Here you go and here you go, here you go" Took her hair out the bow and laid that ribbon in my hand Here we go! Look at that lady She carries herself right, she's singin' Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah She's the first lady To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Oh, play, play, play I got sunny days on a track field Laughin' hard, just me and mine I got a great part in the spring play after all And I got my rose pink tinted glasses And they fit me just fine And I'll let it go and let it go, let it go Here we go! Look at that lady She carries herself right, she's singin' Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah She's the first lady To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Look at that lady She carries herself right, she's singin' Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah She's the first lady To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Oh, woah, ah, woah, ah Look at that lady Little miss thing carries herself right, she's singin' Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah She's the first lady Hold my hand and walk me through the night, and I'm singin' Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, woah, ah Look at that lady She carries herself right, she singin' Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah She's the first lady To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, ah