Pork Etiquette

Hair lifts from your arms And you can feel it in your feet You can tell me to stop moving But you still can't stop the beat Stress is relieved And all your daily grieves Nothing's gonna stop you No one's judging what you eat 'Cause once in a while We all feel we have sinned But all that's gonna be alright 'Cause all the lovin's in the meat Tears fade away And the salt that's in your tears Drops onto your plate And adds to your tasty meal Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork! Pork! Pork! Pork! It's the point in the night Where it's time to move your feet Everybody's dancing But you still can't stop the beat Crumbs move aside You don't belong on this wild ride If you cannot see it Maybe it's time you take a seat The plate goes in the trash That dinner was a blast Perhaps we'll come back again And really bring the heat 'Cause it's fun to make noise When it's dinner with the boys Proper manners go long ways When you're chewing on the meat Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork etiquette Pork! Pork! Pork! Pork!