Sick (Overture)

Its the second time this month That I'm gonna call in sick But I fucking hate this job So I don't give a shit I'm severely underpaid And my boss's fucking joke So, I'll just call in sick When I do not wanna go Man, I'm fucking sick And I cannot go to work today My stomach fucking hurts And I think I'm gonna spew I'm gonna sit around And fuckin watch the tube allday I'm gonna call in sick Yeah that's what I'm gonna do My visions fucking blurred And I keep on throwing up My speech is fucking slurred And I spilled my fucking cup Bubbles in my tummy And nasty fucking gas It's like a fucking plumber Made a fountain out my ass Man, I'm fucking sick And I cannot go to work today My stomach fucking hurts And I think I'm gonna spew I'm gonna sit around And fuckin watch the tube allday I'm gonna call in sick Yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna have the bestest day Watching silly shows Cartoons are in the morning Thn some smut to quell my jones Fucking cable news then Some primetime drama stuff If everything goes well I may use these sick days up Man, I'm fucking sick And I cannot go to work today My stomach fucking hurts And I think I'm gonna spew I'm gonna sit around And fuckin watch the tube allday I'm gonna call in sick Yeah that's what I'm gonna do