Tequila Blues

In Southern California I got a taste for blood Like Warren and salty margaritas, man, "I'm gonna drink 'em up" It's the perfect little drink when you wanna get drunk quick Or when you're on siesta tired of all the shit And if you don't believe man you can walk right out that door People love their drugs and pills but I love tequila more Bros like their Jager-Bombs, Hipsters dig craft brew The girls in my day had Zima with a Jolly Rancher chew In the woods we drank warm beers man it made us sick But when I found tequila I knew it was the shit One tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor! You know the story's true I've chashed that worm before Way down south in central Mexico Is a reqion called Tequila that everybody knows That sweet agave dew is the nectar of the Gods And it always has me chasin' all those latinas' bods Dirty Margarita, you know she's always true But when that bottle's empty I get Tequila blues It's in a Bloody Maria and a Black Widow Margarita, Tequila Sunrise which you should know You can't beat a Spiced Old Fashion, Sangrita, or El Diablo If you stuck on the wagon man, I'm sorry you can't go One tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor! You know the story's true I've chashed that worm before Way down south in central Mexico Is a reqion called Tequila that everybody knows That sweet agave dew is the nectar of the Gods And it always has me chasin' all those latinas' bods Dirty Margarita, you know she's always true But when that bottle's empty I get Tequila blues, c'mon! Oh one tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor! Well I've never been arrested but I have been shown the door And I've woken up in compromisin' positions before But you know I'll never leave her 'cause she's always so true And if the world abandons me I'll always have you One tequila, two tequila, three tequila- floor! You know the story's true I've chashed that worm before