Girlfriend

Namshkar, yeh ek social service Announcement hai jo janhit mai jari hai. Sarkaar aapko kuch baate batana bahut zaroori samajhte hai, Aur mujhe lagta hai, yeh meri zimedaari hai... Dekho Basically, Yeh aajkal ke girlfriend namak tabahi ke kahani hai. Ishq mai kaise payarrr se laude lagte Hai,bus itne se baat aapko batani hai Ho sakta hai aapko meri baate ache na lage, I am just trying my luck. Waisae bhe you can't keep everyone happy, so I don't give a fuck. Londay payar mai kya kya chutiyape Nahi karte tum iske bare mai sochoge. Aur inme se tumne kitne kiyae hai yeh soch ke khud ko kosoge. Kehte hai Ishq aag ka dariya hai, Lekin lauduu, tujhe teherna kaha aata hai. Jaha haat na jaatha waha gandu tu kaiko khujatha hai... Aajkal ke relations kitne jhatu aur do kaudi ke hai Humare ander ke saare ghaav uss maa ke laudi ke hai Udta hua teer humko apni gand mai lene ka bahut shauk hai Kyuki pehle din se humko pata hota hai baba ke picture apni flop hai. Tumhare jaise chuteyae aashiq yeh ghuma chuki hai hazaar. Yeh sari matlab ke machinea hai inko kisi se nahi ho sakta hai payar. Kitne bhe maralo inko humesha kam pad jaata hai. Har don minute ke baad toh inko apna ex-boyfriend yaad aata hai. Lekin halat yah hai ki jaankar bhe hum kuch nahi kar paate. Saamne likha rehtha hai gand fatne Waali hai lekin kyu hum usko padh nahi paate. Pata nahi yeh chota sa funda inko kyu nahi samajh aata hai. Ke inka jo so called best friend hai, Inke saath mey bus soona chahta hai... Londoo se intee deer tak gale lagti Hai,ke naa jaane kabke yeh bichde hai. Aur gand jali mai hum ye soochte hai ke hum he shayad pichde hai. Inki sakhiya saheliya hume broadminded hone ke rai deti hai Khud ke rishtho ke laude lage hai, humare bhe laga deti hai. Humari insecurity ka bahut bada haat inke kapdo ko bhe jaata hai Jisae inki cleavage aur ass crack, eakdum saaf nazar aata hai. Low waist pehena bhe in bechaariyo ke bahut badi majboori hai Kyuki inki gaand ka titlee ka tattoo Logo ko dikhna bhe toh zaroori hai... Payar ko samajhne ke inki aukaad nahi hai Hum Maa baap se melade inme aise koi baat nahi hai Ishq mai hum inko zabran laila bana dete hai Asliyat mai yeh laila ke jhaat nahi hai Mai chalta tha jis raaste tujhe pane ke Waaste meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha Jaanke anjaana tha, Humesha mai begaana tha, tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha Humara number humesha what's app Facebook ke baad hi aata hai. Yeh hugne baad mai jati hai, pehle inka update ahh jata hai. Saara din aur sari raat yeh phone ke gaand mai gusi rehte hai. Aur kuch bolo toh inka bhosada udaas hoo jaata hai Tumhare absence mai pata nahi yeh laundiya kya kya karti hai. Inka koi imaan dharam,koi moral values thodi jise yeh darthi hai. Koi badi baat nahi hai jo bhai Bolkar inko eak saal se gift de raha hai. Tumhare jaane ke baad mey bhosadewaala wohi inki le raha hai... Ek din guitar uthakar bolthi hai.See it's been gifted by my ex. Ek baar toh muh se uski naam bhe nikal gaya,when we were having sex. Gand Fati mai doh second mey mera kele se kishmish hogaya. Mai chotu ko dhundta raha, woh bechaara jhadiyon mai kahi kho gaya Baap ke paas mey scooter nahi, lekin ladka BMW waala hoona. Kadkoo ke he saath mey hotha hai inka saara randi rona. Paise waale launde ke saath mai eakdum gaand fati mai yeh rehtee hai. Fir unki maa behan kya,unke juutae chapel bhe yeh seahtee hai Bachpan mai jo papa ne samjhaya tha, ab samajh mai aayi woh baat. Ke padhai nahi karega toh achi ladki kahase milaegi? Umm. matlab Padhai.equals naukari, equals paisa.ooo fuck... Matlab papa ko bhe pata tha key yeh Saaleyaa paiso se he aati hai haat. Now the question is, Ke paisa hokar bhe hum inke jaal mai kyu fass jaate hai? Kutte banke kyu inke saamne payar ke leyae haat failaate hai Kyuki hum chutiyae hai,and we always need an emotional support. Aur isi baat ka toh faida utathi hai yeh motherfucking whores... Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they've slept with. They say it so proudly, ke na jaane maa baap ke kitni seva ke hai. Pandhra bees minute tak toh yeh humko pehenchanthe tak nahi hai Uski baad inko yaad aata hai.O FUCK.isne bhe toh meri lee hai. Lekin itne saare logo ko yaad Rekhna humanly possible bhe toh nahi hai. Badi baat hai,ke inko atleast yaad hai,ke hum inke saath hai. Aur Ho sakta kyonki yeh inke temporary haalaat hai. Nahi toh kitne saare logo ko toh Yeh kapde pehente he bhool gaye hai... Jaise inko idea he nahi hai ke mai yeh sab kiske bare mai bool raha hu Actually yeh hans isi leyae rahi hai,kyuki inki gand fati hui hai Kyuki ek ek karke mai inke saare raaz khol raha hu. haha... Mai chalta tha jis raaste tujhe pane ke Waaste meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha Jaanke anjaana tha, Humesha mai begaana tha, tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha Dusare dudes ke example lekar humesha humari gand jalati hai You know my friend sunny? OHHHH MY GODDD!eakdum sanjay dutt dekhta hai. Agar inki chut jaise shakel se hame payar nahi hua hoota na Toh hum batate key eh sunkar humko kaisa lagta hai. Ek maheenae mai aapka sense of humour inke saamne fade hoo jaata hai. Then they talk business... ghar pe kya boolu. tu kitna kamata hai? Fir dheerae dheerae inke behaviour mai changes aane lagte hai Aur ek dam se inke life mai koi NRI ahh jaata hai. Lakin Kabhi muu kholke yeh nahi boolegi ke wo aapko chorne waali hai. They play mind games and let you do this dirty job. You deserve someone better, mai bahut buri hu,kush rehna tu. End mai lagta hai, Aap ne hi keeyae hai bechari pey na jaane kitne paap. Apne convenience ke heesab se yeh pat se badal jaati hai Agar bahut umad umad ke payar ahh Raha hai toh zaroor aapse kuch chahte hai Your only there till she finds someone better than you Uske baad who are you, aur bhenchodh kaun hai re tuu... Homko lagta hai yeh srif humare saath Hua hai,lekin bhai sabki yahi story hai Nigal bhe nahi sakte ugal bhe nai sakte,ajeeb se yeh majboori hai Isi leyae aaploog meri lyrics se itna zada kar rahe ho relate Maine bhe frustrate hoke he kar raha hu yaar yeh kahani narrate. Humari gaand maarte maarte bhale yeh kabhi nahi thakti hai Lekin lent upwaas aur roozae ekdum yaad se yeh rekhte hai Now even god knows that you guys are soo fucking fake Hanste honge woh uper tumhari jhuute bhakti dekh. Bhagwan kare jo maine saha uska at least aadha tub he bhooge Aur tu bhe jaane kaisa lagta hai apna sab kuch khoke Teri aakho ke saamne tera boyfriend kisi aur ko kiss kare Aur sari raat tu roo rook kar bus mujhko miss kare If my love was true toh tu dekhna tere saath mey yeh sabkuch hooga Uperwaal mujhe bhe toh dega tujhpar hansne ka ek mauka Don't even think of coming back, because now i hate you from my heart Ab swap hone waale hai hum dono ke haalat Tujhe yah sab bolke bhenchod mujhe kyu bura lag raha hai Kyu mujhe har jagah ab bhi tera yeh manoos chehra dikh raha hai Mujhe barbaad karke bhe kyu tu mere deemeg se nahi jaati hai Kyu mujhe subah sham bus teri yaad aati hai kyuuuuu Rathe meri baatae teri Sari Mulakaate teri,jaane kaise tujhko mai batau. Kaise bhulau tujhe... dil se metau tujhe.kaise dil ke aag bhujau...