Can You Believe It?

We'll dig a hole in the ground And cover it up with sticks And chase a wooly mammoth in And jab at it with our spears The lady at the counter With cold oatmeal eyes, 'Take a number', she said 'They'll call you when They're ready for you.' I was waiting for My hunting with early man license They said it costs one hundred bucks Can you believe it? We'll dig a hold in the ground And cover it up with sticks And chase a wooly mammoth in And jab at it with our spears They said it cost One hundred bucks Can you believe it? The lady at the counter With cold oatmeal eyes