I wanna see you in the night lights,

I wanna be there when you're all fucked up,

You never paint me like your french girls,

You're just too much of a gentleman,

Always have me home by ten and I missing out again

You only call me when you're sober,

You think I'm Jackie not a Marilyn,

You're not afraid to take me home, introduce me to your mother but I rather be hungover

You only call me when you're sober,

You only call me when you're sober

I wanna catch you getting jealous,

I wanna be there when you get kicked out,

You think I'm Mary, a madonna,

So you treat me like a gentleman, always have me home by ten and I'm missing out again

You only call me when you're sober,

You think I'm Jackie not a Marilyn,

You're not afraid to take me home, introduce me to your mother but I rather be hungover

You only call me when you're sober,

Why do you only call me when you're sober

Why do you only call me

Why do you only call me

Don't wanna gentleman, don't need a gentleman, no not at 3am

You only call me when you're sober,

You think I'm Jackie not a Marilyn,

You're not afraid to take me home, introduce me to your mother but I rather be hungover

You only call me when you're sober,

Why do you only call me when you're sober

When you're sober