Super Story

Uncle please tell us a story Yeah, you can call me Chidey by the way Ononamwatanaekweefionu So children you people said you want me to tell you a story, eh? I'll tell you a very interesting story, Just listen Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto to to Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto- to- to Fire service go come hell fire (Story!) God wan sell heaven, e dey find buyer (Story!) You cannot squat in a room wey you pay for I don see pigeon wey dey brush teeth before Whitemoney go soon win Grammy Chinwetalu Agu go soon slap army Every night na me dey bite mosquito Guru Maraji dey wear tuxedo River Niger is now in Lagos (Story!) Deaf and dumb get a story to tell us (Story!) Kanayo. O. Kanayo died poor in a movie (Story!) Na Jay Jay teach Ronaldinho dribbling (Story!) Onye gba oto ana etinye aka n'akpa Ndi oshi ka mma karia ndi aka n'akpa Person wey get borehole no fit well I use my shirt dry body come wear towel Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto- to- to Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto- to- to I love my country like mad (Story!) Our politicians are not that bad (Story!) Naija police no dey collect roja again (Story!) Buhari no dey rule us like soldier again (Story!) Neezienu ebe nwoke di ime Abulom Sullivan mana neenu ihem Chime Iwatch film Pete Edochie na agba Kung Fu In the morning Spanish people will say bonjour In my village eji trumpet egbu ref (Story!) In my village eji Sheltox agba perf (Story!) I can play water game with my BB Torch (Story!) In my village, preying mantis na aga church (Story!) Dangote dey borrow airtime (Story!) Even Genevieve Nnaji sef no fine (Story!) Okay, wetin be Mourinho Igbo name Patience Ozokwor follow act Avengers Endgame I hear say devil don impregnate mammy water Bread and closeup is sweeter than bread and butter Achom isee semovita, biko nyem lighter If you write JAMB five times, write a book, you are a writer Onye nna ya ejighi ego ana aza Prodigal Son Onye yi akwa ana actikwanu porn George of the Jungle is a lawyer And the capital of Turkey is a wrapper Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Zingoro, zingozi, zingoro, zingozi Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto- to- to Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto- to- to I dey rap, I dey sing, I dey come MC (That's correct) I get female classmates when I dey CIC (Story!) Last year, devil go holiday for heaven (Story!) 3 plus 3 equals to seven (Story!) The patient dog eats the fattest bone After the greedy dog eat the meat go home Even though pussy na cat, e no get nine life Can five dead guys drink five Five Alive Enyimba don dey play UEFA And I can use axe to chop guava (Story!) Don Jazzy finally don marry (Story!) Muslims sef don dey attend seminary (Story!) If you wan drive car go drive Aji No Moto If I must come, it must be in toto If you wan drive car go drive Aji No Moto If I must come, it must be hehehe Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto- to- to Super, super story, super, super story Super, super story, super, super sto- to- to This is Super Story A life of strife and sorrow