Elon, Send Me to Mars

Sitting at a red light and some jerk Decides to randomly give me the finger I've never seen this guy in my life, Man humans freaking suck And our stench really lingers What can I do? What can I say? Nothing seems to go my way I've gotta find a better place, Another ball of gas is calling my name I know it's kind of drastic but I've got plans To make a big move... You wanna know just where to? Well lemme tell ya now: Elon, send me to Mars Cause life is just too bizarre For me on Earth, so Blast me up to the stars In an electric car, yeah! Oh I'm putting my faith in you! Scrolling through my news feed And some idiots are blabbing bout facts and figures I chime in and state my case, Then they're all freaking out like I pulled a trigger "To the moon" normies say, But I'm aiming further away I'll have a home, a martian maid, And no human beings up in my face I know it's kinda crazy But I've wanted to go there since I was two (Tell me what're you gonna do?) I'm strapping on my space suit, Goodbye world I know! Elon, send me to Mars Cause life is just too bizarre For me on Earth, so Blast me up to the stars In an electric car, yeah! Oh I'm putting my faith in you! When the planet turns its back on you Occupy Mars and start anew I've got all of my belongings And plenty of things to do If they've got a gift shop up there, I'll send a postcard to you Maybe sometime you can come and visit That'd be pretty cool But now excuse me, it's time to blast off, I'm counting down 4, 3, 2... 1 Elon, send me to Mars Cause life is just too bizarre Oh I've made up my mind now Blast me up to the stars In an electric car, yeah! Hold on it's gonna get rocky! Elon, send me to Mars Cause life is just too bizarre For me on Earth, so Blast me up to the stars In an electric car, yeah! Oh I'm putting my faith in you! When the planet turns its back on you Occupy Mars and start anew Start anew...