I don't like the whiskey
But the whiskey likes me
He's always comin' round
Tugging on my sleeve
Sayin Ooh Whee, Daddy
Take a drink of me
I don't like Tequila
But Tequila likes me
She's always by my side
Tryin to hitch a ride
Singin' Ooh Whee, Mama
Take a drink of me
If I had
Just a nickel
For every drink
I ever drunk
I couldn't pack
All that money
Into an old railroad trunk
I don't like the cocaine
But the cocaine likes me
He's always comin' round
Tuggin on my sleeve
Singin' Ooh Whee, Mama
Take a sniff of me
You know I love the reefer
And the reefer loves me
We always get along
And he never does me wrong
Sayin' Ooh Whee, Daddy
Take a puff of me
If I had
Just a nickel
For every drink
I ever drunk
I couldn't pack
All that money
Into an old railroad trunk
If I had
Just a nickel
For every drink
I ever drunk
I couldn't pack
All that money
Into an old railroad trunk
I don't like the liquor
But the liquor likes me
He's always comin' round
Tugging on my sleeve
Sayin Ooh Whee, Daddy
Take a drink of me
Singin' Ooh Whee, Mama
Take a drink of me
