Lyrics
Now maybe I have some wires crossed
But she's more confusing than the end of lost
I'm not even sure that I know what I crave
But I flick a switch and hope for the best
Is it overdrive or underdressed
Either way baby you know I'll be your slave
I have tried to restart this defragmented heart
I've been through so much trouble, shoot
But she's so damn cute that it does not compute
How do you turn on an emotional robot
I pulled the plug but a blank stare is all I got
How do I make her see that I'm virus free oh oh oh
How do you turn on an emotional robot
I plugged her back in but she got way too hot oh oh
Now just a few things for me to address
Such as how best to remove a dress
Without needing to resort to flash
And when I put her to sleep will she dream of electric sheep
Or think I only want her for her cache
I have tried asking nice for her to recognize my device
But she only speaks in leet
I'd try control alt delete but she's just too damn sweet
How do you turn on an emotional robot
I pulled the plug but a blank stare is all I got
How do I make her see that I'm virus free oh oh oh
How do you turn on an emotional robot
I plugged her back in but she got way too hot
And no I don't want to send a report
But I could sure use some tech support oh oh oh
The system has failed the server is down
Her eyes look like beach balls just spinning around
And speaking of beach balls we get this weird sound
When I plug her in no I'm not well endowed...
Did I say that out loud ooohhh
How do you turn on an emotional robot
I pulled the plug but a blank stare is all I got
How do I make her see I've had meh coffee? oh oh oh
How do you turn on an emotional robot
I plugged her back in but she got way too hot
And now I don't want to send a report
But I could sure use some tech support oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Written by: James R Hastings
