Drunk Texting

Take away my phone when I'm drinkin' 'Cause I'll be drunk textin' like what the hell 'm I thinkin' I'll be textin' this girl, that girl Thinkin' Imma mac girls, but end up lookin' stupid Well I guess I had it backwards Naw! Just playin', what the hell 'm I sayin'? Haven't had a wink of sleep & just flew in from dayton Wuh-owww, be fadin' away gettin' faded all day So, pass me a bottle of patron, Gimme 'bout a half an hour ill be on the phone Hittin' you up, "are you awake?" "are you home?" Textin' me back like "mike, what the fuck you on?" Man! I need you to tell me I'm embarassin' myself Put my phone away, And leave it on the shelf 'till im sober. 'Til the night's over, I can't be doin this when im older I'll be the king of drunk textin' And it feels good to be flexin' On this pretty girl and her best friend While the one right here's undressin' Guess I'll never learn my lesson Never listen to the suggestions Close my eyes and I'll rest them Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah Look like a fool, yeah I hear my conscience telling me to leave this girl alone But it's talking to me through a bad connection on the phone So I'm doin' it anyway All the shit im gonna say I probably won't mean tomorrow Fuck it. It's another day-ay-ay-ay I always say too much in text, Leadin' all these groupies on, cause I don't even want the sex And to be honest I don't mean the things I'm sayin' I hope that you ain't serious, 'cause baby I'm just playin' I'm just try'na hear you say you like me better than you do You don't really ask for all the pictures that you're sendin'you I don't really need 'em, prob'ly just delete 'em Just confirmed that you're a ho, and I don't wanna see 'em But I'll tell you what my friends think. Once I let my friends see You should prolly think about the shit you're gonna send me Catch me in the moment when I'm drunk, and I'll be friendly 'Cause I ain't serious, babe I'm just havin' fun pretendin' I'm the king of drunk texting And it feels good to be flexin' On this pretty girl and her best friend While the one right here's undressin' Guess I'll never learn my lesson Never listen to the suggestions Close my eyes and ill rest them Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah Look like a fool, yeah 'Cause I'm the king of drunk textin' And it feels good to be flexin' On this pretty girl and her best friend While the one right here's undressin' Guess I'll never learn my lesson Never listen to the suggestions Close my eyes and ill rest them Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah Look like a fool, yeah