Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Matt Maltese
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Matt Maltese
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Matt Maltese
Producer
Kevin Tuffy
Engineer
Andrea Spiteri
Engineer
Tom Carmichael
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
He took nobody there with him
And he'll take nobody back
He drinks his herbal remedy
And tucks his stomach fat
He wanders up the hallway
Just before his show
[Verse 2]
He sees the newlyweds kiss
Eyes the bouquet rose
He'll play the chords and sing
Despite despondent mind
Come heartache or hang-ups
He's your guy
[Verse 3]
Wedding singer
What you gonna do?
Wedding's over
Who'll go home with you?
Wedding singer
Looks like you're not who you think you are
[Verse 4]
He finds the buffet empty
The chicken's cold in gravy
The dirty chocolate fountain
The half-price potpourri
He mixes hooch and liquor
And grows his lonely grin
[Verse 5]
He's a soft soul in decline
He's a Frenchman in Berlin
He whispers to himself
As he's chewing on a bone
"I'll always be a bridesmaid
And I'll never take one home"
[Verse 6]
Wedding singer
What you gonna do?
Wedding's over
Who'll go home with you?
Wedding singer
Looks like you're not who you think you are
[Verse 7]
I'd like to welcome to the stage
Mister Misery
He's not as bad as he might seem
He's just a bird without a tree
A player without a team
And just like all of us he learns
That life's adjusting dreams
[Verse 8]
Wedding singer
What you gonna do? (It's all about adjusting your dreams)
Wedding's over
Who'll go home with you? (No one, that's my guess)
Wedding singer
Looks like you're not who you think you are
Written by: Matthew Maltese
