Eyesore

Well what the hell Might as well go bend an elbow for the Boy don't you cry Elmer Gourley prematurely lost an eye Dime-store folklore Eyesores shed some Four score and seven tears Yes I'd agree Mary Kelty simply felt he was the One workin' eye Gave a glancin' so romancin' you could die Dime-store folklore Eyesores shed some Four score and seven tears Rooster schmooster You sir are a Bruiser most severe The schoolhouse attic The barnyard paddock The Red Fanatic Our boy has had it Oh Elmer boy You got an eyelash for a mustache comin' In point of fact I'm a man now and I'll clean your plow for that Dime-store folklore Eyesores shed some Four score and seven tears Rooster schmooster You sir are a Bruiser most severe Dispatch chicken scratch Railroad run By the Eyepatch Engineer By the Eyepatch Engineer By the Eyepatch Engineer