One, Two, Three, Four!
Heading down to the beach
In my Subaru
And there's not a lot of things
That I would rather do, than ta
Sink piss all day
And watch all the waves
I don't know how to surf
Yeah I'm pretty shit
But there's just one way
That I like to look at it
And that's that I
Don't really give a fuck
Cause we've got plenty of beers
I wish that I could surf
But I'm stuck here in the sand
I'm gonna go home to punch a cone
Cause I just got a gram
Heading down to the beach
In my Subaru-sta
And there's not a lot of things
That I would rather do-sta, than ta
Sink piss all day
And watch all the waves, mate
I don't know how to surf
Yeah I'm pretty shit
But there's just one way
That I like to look at it
And that's that I
Don't really give a fuck
Cause we've got plenty of beers
I wish that I could surf
But I'm stuck here in the sand
I'm gonna go home to punch a cone
Cause I just got a gram
