Granny on Rollerblades

Well, roll granny, roll, granny skate on by Well, my Granny's got an old pair of roller blades She got 'em long before I was born They look so funky; they're from days gone by So beat-up faded, retro, and worn Roll, granny, roll granny skate on by Look at my granny go With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists So she doesn't have to go too slow Granny, granny please be careful, yeah Granny, granny please don't trip Your bones ain't as young as they used to be We wouldn't want you breakin' your hip Roll, granny, roll granny skate on by Look at my granny go With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists So she doesn't have to go too slow All the other grannies bakin' cookies all day All the other grannies like to knit My granny gets up on her roller blades She says she isn't ever gonna quit Roll, granny, roll granny skate on by Look at my granny go With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists So she doesn't have to go too slow Those relics need to be in a museum, yeah The plastic's stiff and crumbling like dirt One day her boot blew up and her foot popped out And she took a spill and shredded her shirt Roll, granny, roll granny skate on by Look at my granny go With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists So she doesn't have to go too slow Granny maybe you should heed the warning sign Maybe stop behavin' so insane "Hell, no! with this premium duct tape I got I'll patch 'em up and make 'em right as rain." Roll, granny, roll granny skate on by Look at my granny go With pads on her knees and her elbows and wrists So she doesn't have to go too slow So she doesn't have to go too slow