Music and Movement

Its bad enough at school without the wireless

We 'ave it nearly every afternoon

It's summink called music and movement

Where you run about to a tune

I wouldn't mind if it was cops and robbers

But the lady tells you what you 'ave to be

But I'm only a mixed infant

So it isn't up to me

And now we're in the 'all with the wireless on

With this woman saying what we 'ave to do

Be as tall as an 'ouse

Be as tiny as a mouse

I'm knackered and it's only half past two

It's been an 'orrible day at school so far

Me best friend didn't come

And I got demoted from milk monitor

'Cos they heard me saying 'bum'

And then I got in trouble in the playground

Had the slipper twice off Mrs Stock

'Cos Linda Morris tried to kiss me

And I put me welly down her frock

And now we're in the 'all with the wireless on

Going on and on, we 'aven't had a rest

Pretend the day is sunny

Or a funny little bunny

'Ave you ever seen a rabbit in a vest?

I'm making this Christmas tree out of lolly sticks

To take 'ome to my mum

Burrits gone all crumply and sticky

'Cos I'm not very good with gum

There's shepherd's pie and cabbage for dinner

And it wasn't even hot

Spotted dick and custard

Or dick and not a lot of spot

And now we're in the 'all with the wireless on

Our teacher's joining in, she's gone all red

She's the moon and we're the sea

There's a big scab on me knee

I'll save it for tonight when I'm in bed