Smile Like You Mean It (Alastor's Offer)

Splendid! Ho ho ho! I see big things coming your way (yes, indeedy!) Now onto business Everything's better with a song, don't you agree? This way good man, we've a deal to make I assure this is a good thing for both our sakes I'm happy to provide, but remember your side Of a bargain I know you can't refuse to take All I ask is when I boost your station Remember who gave you this grand ovation If I call on you for a favor or two Don't forget it's now your obligation Smile like you mean it Take a chance and you could seize it I'm sure you'll do just swell You're only down in hell So come along with me and guarantee it Smile your way through it Grit your teeth and get right to it Forget the rigmarole And you can have it all And make it that much better When I see you fall Oh, still unconvinced? Well, why not take the word of a friend of mine Husker? They say, "You reap what you sow" And in this town, you should damn well know That what the Radio Demon wants He's gonna take (he's gonna take) I've seen him kill Hell's greatest evils Shake the status quo in upheaval So, if you think you're gettin' outta this Big mistake Now, now, sourpuss Stop fuckin' around! This is takin' forever You always think you're real Slick and clever Yet, I know what you like And what makes you Tick (tick), tick (tick) Tick (ticktock) Doin' what you want just the cost I pay Enough of this shit, we ain't got all day Just sign the thing, so I can go Get another fuckin' drink In other words Smile like you mean it Risk it all and we can seize it Until we hear that bell We're both stuck in hell So, roll the dice and see if you can be it Smile your way through it Embrace the dark as though you knew it! You can stand up tall And act within my thrall And I'll be there to watch you As you take the fall So what, my friend, whatever will it be? I can give you what you crave, just not for free You know what's on the line And this whole thing's on borrowed time But you can trust the man who's wearing his one guarantee Smile like you mean it Take a chance and you could seize it I'm sure you'll do just swell You're only down in hell So come along with me and guarantee it Smile your way through it Grit your teeth and get right to it Forget the rigmarole And you can have it all And make it that much better When I see you Smile like you mean it Risk it all and we can seize it Until we hear that bell We're both stuck in hell So roll the dice and see if you can be it Smile your way through it Embrace the dark as though you knew it You can stand up tall And act within my thrall And I'll be there to watch you Yes, I'll watch you I will make you, break you as you fall