Don't Mess With Me (While I'm Jellyfishing)

Yar Man, I got a story to tell (it's a good one) I was just minding my business jellyfishing There was this bully, right Didn't even seem like the bully type Walked right up to me and told me, "You look like a cookie bite" I said, "You could be right But me, I'm not the lookie type" So I walked away, and then he hit me with a cooking knife He said, "Did I tell you you could walk away, Sponge?" I responded, "No" and then he hit me with an eight punch All up in my face And then I lost my patience So I spinned around and whipped out two of my ray guns He said, "Oh, no" and then he tried to run away But I said, "Oh, no, no, lil' homie, you messed up my day" (You messed up) So I caught up to him and I punch him in the face (kapow!) He said, "Ahahahaha" then he hit me with some mace It left a taste, but I absorbed it without a trace Then I looked at him and said, "I'm 'bout to put you in your place So you better say your grace" (say it) And I chopped him in the waist (uh-huh) These arms may be weak, but they gon' leave you in a brace (Sponge) Don't mess with me While I'm jellyfishing While I'm jellyfishing W-W-While I'm jellyfishing Mess around and catch a sting While I'm jellyfishing While I'm jellyfishing W-W-While I'm jellyfishing Next day Got my net, got my jams, got my basket Jellyfishing on them with my best friend, Patrick Khakis on my fabric I make them disappear But this is not a hat trick This is not magic This is psychiatric Move so elastic Fantastic, gymnastic, cleaning up plastic The way I swish this net, man, I almost got drafted I am in my zone and this zone has been crafted Don't mess with me While I'm jellyfishing While I'm jellyfishing W-W-While I'm jellyfishing Mess around and catch a sting While I'm jellyfishing While I'm jellyfishing W-W-While I'm jellyfishing Don't mess with me (man, this beat is crazy) While I'm jellyfishing While I'm jellyfishing W-W-While I'm jellyfishing Mess around and catch a sting While I'm jellyfishing While I'm jellyfishing W-W-While I'm jellyfishing It's over with I tried to tell people that jellyfishing is my zen It's my garden Why don't they understand that? Yah