No Earth Theory

A new dictator has taken over More egocentric than a local network actor Gather up the makeup artist and the camera crew Prepare a fancy puppet show and sway the public view A new dictator has taken over More egocentric than a local network actor Gather up the makeup artist and the camera crew Prepare a fancy puppet show and sway the public view Did you read twitter? Oh, what a shocker! It's more corrosive than a nuclear reactor Inform the president and prep the army to Gather up the protestors and feed the boys in blue How can you see with wool in your eyes? O' big bad wolf, I like your sheepish disguise The truth resides in satellites Big brother is watching when we sleep at night Did you know the earth is flat? Corona Virus was a bat Harambe was shot with a gat Gravity is not a fact Simulation theory hack Airplane chem trails made me fat I hate country, I hate rap Did you read the tweet from Trapt? Check out my new tribal tat There are stem cells in my snack Did you hear Kanye's new track? Jeffery Epstein was attacked There are warheads in Iraq Imagine dragons Nickelback Illuminati covert frat "It's a trap!" Look at me, drama queen, your attention please Ignore the shapeshifters on your tv screen "Did you know science shows Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams?" Hold your breath, count to three, save your energy Don't engage with the narcissistic chimpanzee Bite your tongue, bide your time Wait for the right moment to strike The early larva and impending Karma Feed off the drama of your diy soap opera Lie and swear and spit and curse until your face turns blue Ignore the burning T-N-T right in front of you The noxious aura, o' king of the cobras Savor all the venom in your self-inflicted trauma Summon all your followers and drink your witches brew Have your fun in the spotlight we got our eye on you