Team America F**k Yeah Anthem

America America America, FUCK YEAH! America America, FUCK YEAH! I love the smell of napalm in the mornin' Drink my hot cocoa to fuckin' get to waring Kiss my wife goodbye, sniff a couple grams of coke Can't wait to get in the tank and blow me up a bunch of folks (I'LL FUCK YOU UP!) Drive through the streets sittin' on top of the Jeeps Anybody diss America, we got beef (FUCK YOU AND YOUR Hear Obama pop a lot of pills with Biden Kumbaya, motherfuckers we ridin' What's wrong with the world? What's wrong with the world? When you can't marry your cousin? Uncle, I love that little girl (I LOVE HER!) Rappers lovin' auto-tune, gay parade beats I will destroy you, no surrender, no retreat Hop on a plane, take a trip with Bill Clinton Savin' poor bitches from Korea, got 'em strippin' Straight dick lickin' Girls goin' wild It's Team America, we do it doggy style! There was a time when America would've dropped a nuclear bomb on Iraq And we would have had a big fancy party down in Time Square. (Fuck yeah!) You see, America is getting soft on me Right now as we speak there's little nappy niggers pubes on the presidential pillow cases And God forbid the Oval Office start to smell like cocoa butter. (America, Fuck yeah!) Fuck that shit That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, yeah WHOOOOO! Ignorance is bliss You only take baths and always smell like cumbermint (you smell like a bitch) I heard you tried to grow nuts and try to assassinate I don't know, but those shots a bit belligerent I get loaded and blow away an innocent (sorry) But Dick Chaney aim, and call the death an accident Vanessa Hudgens and a bag of sand matchstick (I like 'em young!) Her 18th birthday and a box of Cealisis American as apple pie Cross my heart twice and hope you fuckin' die We gunnin' through the jungle, like FarCry Bulletproof doors, stampedes and evil eyes Keep it pushin' like drive-bys Hit the blunt and blow the rest of the smoke to the sky I got grenades and they're all live And you about to blow, so have a good fuckin' time buddy You see, my daddy used to always say, "Never do business with a jigaboo." And that's exactly why I'm breakin' apart from President Obama and putting together an elite team of spys These spys will be called Team America: Special Forces This team will be the last branch of government that is truly American I live Michael Jackson even though he was a nigger America's the best that's why he made Thriller Fuck Deb Berrow, I'll kill that ho Granny go the kids you ain't gettin' no doe Got to kill with these terrorists right now but I'll be back To kill you, John & Kate and all them rugrats That ain't a show That shit's fuckin' square A real American show is Golden Girls, hell yeah! Eat McDonalds till my heart clogs Crush Vicodin and sniff it through a drink straw Let it sink till my sanity stops Then order a hundred candy bars and chips through pink dot And cruise the Gaza Strip in a T-top And let 'em all have it, man we won't stop I'mma shoot you in the stomach till your shit drops John Ritter syndrome, make your heart stop Okay fellas, what I'm about to tell you is top secret For years Adam Sandler has been foolin' America into believing all Jews are friendly If Adam Sandler makes one more movie, everyone will become Jewish Your first mission is to find Adam Sandler and destroy him. Good luck (America, FUCK YEAH!) (Bitch)