English Man

I'm looking to find me an English man 

Anyone from the U.K. 

Who doesn't mind an American 

An eccentric, broke divorcee 

As long as he's kind and a citizen, I'll be a perfect wife 

I'll even love him (if I can) so I could have a G.P. for life 

 

I'll find me an English Man 

So that I could get my dental work done 

Maybe find out what's wrong with my arm 

Get married on the steps of the NHS and then  

Find out what causes the pain in my chest 

If I find me an English man 

So, find me an English man! (or English woman) 

 

I'm looking to find me an English man 

Bbefore my looks start to fade 

Before high cholesterol takes its toll 

Before I stroke out or become an old maid 

As long as he's kind and a citizen, I'll pay for my plane fare 

For the price of one month's premiums  

I could have a new life over there 

 

I'll find me an English Man 

No more deductibles or co-pays 

I could finally take a holiday, and 

We'll honeymoon in the south of Spain 

Once I get the right pill for my joint pain 

If I find me an English man 

So, find me an English man 

 

I'll find me an English Man 

I won't be praying for miracles 

Cause I'll have yearly physicals 

I won't lose my house if I'm sick in bed 

Or have to keep working til I drop dead 

If I find me an English man 

So, find me an English man! 

 

I'll find me an English man 

No more co-pays 

And all that deductible shit would all just go away 

I said i don't want no more co-pays! No! No! 

 

(I'll find me an English man) 

You could be my little Welsh rare-bit  

(Or I'll find me an English man) 

If you're wearing a kilt, oh I'm good with it! 

(I'll find me an English man) 

I said I don't want no more co-pays! No! No!