Instead of marrying my sweetheart
I ended up swiping right in Wedding
Sometimes life fucks you so hard
From behind you just don't see it coming
Something old, something blue
Well that's all that's left for me to become
You used to swear-honeybear, I love you
Now I'm back tryna have some Funtimes in Babylon, oh
Have you heard the breaking-heart-news
I suppose you do, I suppose you do
'Cause I haven't been talkin' bout much else as of late, I'm afraid
I haven't been talkin' bout anything else I know, I'm sorry mate
Leaving me more easily than the house without her make-up
Didn't see the canaries, but the coal mine's full
While I'm just glad you could fit the phoney break-up
Phone call in with the German schedule
Now friends say-hey, you dodged a bullet
Well I guess Happiness Is A Warm Gun then
Hindsight, riddle the mind more than lead
When 2020's shootin' in Super Panavision
Have you heard the breaking-heart-news
I suppose you do, I suppose you do
'Cause I haven't been talkin' bout much else as of late, oh! I'm afraid
I haven't been talkin' bout anything else I know, I'm sorry mate
