Drunk I Am

The beers are going down easy And my team's playing on the TV That tequila and lime's Got me losing all track of time Been a blurry neon evening And these texts, they ain't like reading I think her fourth missed call might be a sign So, I picked it up, thought I was tough And the first thing I said, was I ain't as think as you drunk I am No, I ain't even a little buzzed I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine Right now, right here I promise, baby, I'm on my way I swear, I already paid my tab Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man I ain't as think as you drunk I am Well, I guess I raised a few 'Cause Jimmy just got a divorce And Timmy just joined the force And Kimmy, you just bought a horse, right? And Jimmy, you got a divorce I ain't as think as you drunk I am No, I ain't even a little buzzed I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine Right now, right here I promise, baby, I'm on my way I swear, I already paid my tab Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man I ain't as think as you drunk I am Alright though, I'm really gonna need a ride home I think she's actually not pissed at me Life is good on the porch Yeah, she wasn't listening So, I put her on speakerphone We all said, "We ain't as drink as, fuck" We ain't as think as we drunk we are No, we ain't even a little buzzed (Yes, that what it is) (Get ready) we can walk a straight line ten times outta nine Right now, right here I promise, lady, I'm on my way (you said my tab is what?) I think I paid everybody's tab (I ain't paying for that shit) Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man I ain't as think as you drunk I am Kimmy just got a divorce, she can't afford it (I think we got-)