Quandale Dingle (feat. Quandale Dingle)

My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle My mom caught him and beat him with a pan I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sister's lunchbox It blew her to smithereens T-T-T-T Talk down Now I think that she gonna need a watch dog I should tell her my feelings but I'm not down Told that little boy to sit down I said sit down (bruh) And she asked if I'm happy, said I'm not If I leave, will he take my spot Spot Ask the boy what he even got Spot Spot Ask the boy if he even drop My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with a pan My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with an explosive bomb Bruh bruh bruah Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up We got breaking news Quandale Dingle escaped from prison Come on guys, listen up Hey, Quandale Dingle here I just escaped prison (ouhh) I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringle's house (Hehehe) As I was running away from cops, (WHAT) I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (aaaaa) A guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT ARE YOU DOING) My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys Oh yeah That was the update Thank you for listening Now back to your normally scheduled song See, it's like. I love Quandale Dingle I give him a 10 out of 10 What do you guys think T-T-T-T Talk down Now I think that she gonna need a watch dog I should tell her my feelings but I'm not down Told that little boy to sit down I said sit down (bruh) And she asked if I'm happy, said I'm not If I leave, will he take my spot Spot Ask the boy what he even got Spot Spot Ask the boy if he even drop My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with a pan My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with an explosive bomb Bruh bruh bruah